This is one of the best pieces of Sheriarty slash fic I have ever read.

Mama mia, we're being nailed by the tools in our own pockets.

Underneath Yahoo News's headline "Obama: First Gay President" is a headline for a different story saying "Obama's break from Bush," and that double entendre is so hilarious that I really have to believe it's intentional.

"I'll put anything in my mouth, unless it's Chinese or Japanese."

Argh, it's too big.

It looks like Regretsy's gone down for the day too.

Burger King is apparently testing home delivery service in some DC-area markets and while everybody's wailing and gnashing their teeth i'm just thinking about all the times i was really protein/iron-deficient and needed to cram my face full of meat but couldn't get to a store.

You have to let the meat rest.

 
The men's room here is so cold that you could hang meat in there.

So it seems I will never, ever write another gerund without thinking of "your sucking me off."